Often, girls who have slept through the trip to work and are frantically gathering think about how cool, cool and delightful it is to be a man! After all, if a man slept for work, he would have drunk coffee and was already on the way, while the woman collects a cosmetic bag, a bag, paints herself, and there will be no time for coffee at all.
What if you are a man? You are lucky and life is wonderful! Here are some prime examples of a happy male life:
• If you overslept, then, most likely, you will not be late for work, and if you do, you can refer to traffic jams.
• You are not tormented by worries about “where to put my outfits”, “which perfume to choose”, “how to make up”, “which shoes to choose” and much more.
• You don't have to dye your hair once a month.
• You do not need to destroy the vegetation growing below the face.
• In hot weather all your clothes are shorts and a T-shirt, which is just a luxury for a girl!
• You live much more economically, and often earn much more.
• Friends will not whisper about you if you fell into ice on the street or scratched your car.
• And about driving a separate topic: you got your license, got behind the wheel and immediately felt like an ace! And a woman in the same situation, as they say, is "a monkey driving."
• You do not worry about your appearance at night.
• The most fashionable accessory for you is a tie and glasses.
• You don't waste time following trends, so you have more free time.
• You are not jealous of your friend's new jeans.
• You do not have to give birth or breastfeed.
