She is charming like Mona Lisa, smart like Margaret Thatcher, unassuming like Cinderella. But the guy still can never call this dream girl his princess, because some of her features just piss him off.
Instructions
Step 1
Emotionality
Laughter, which in a minute can turn into tears - a woman's mood swings happen so often that by the evening the man begins to have a headache from constant emotional tension. In moderate doses, a woman's outpouring of feelings even touches, but the frequent presence of a girl in a state of passion can bring even the most calm man to an attack of rabies.
Step 2
Arrogance
A haughty attitude, pouting lips and a sly look - royal behavior in the eyes of a man does not paint a woman at all. Boys were constantly complaining and criticizing during their school years. Well, an adult guy is all the more not ready to listen to moralizing.
Step 3
Intrusiveness
Endless calls with interrogations, reading other people's SMS, checking the wallet - no matter how close and long the relationship with a girl is, her interference in her partner's personal space is clearly annoying. The intrusiveness of women who consider their loved one their property is a constant reason for quarrels and a showdown.
Step 4
Pretense
Men know about the sophistication of the female mind from childhood. From Russian folk tales, where Ivan is always a fool, and Vasilisa is only the Wise. What a girl can think of is not matched by male fantasies. And the performances that any young lady organizes will be distinguished by the drama that will bring the gentleman to the strongest feelings.
Step 5
Lack of logic
Feminine, devoid of any logic, thinking often causes bewilderment, anxiety, and as a result makes a man nervous. The girl will definitely be late for the date, and the guy must wait. The lady will be silent or speak in hints, and her hero, in an incomprehensible way, must himself guess what all this means. Speaking in different languages will quickly lead to irritation.
Step 6
Infantilism
Undoubtedly, a woman deserves to be looked after, cared for and cherished by a man. But the modern knight enrages when a woman begins to behave like a little girl who needs to be patronized and gratified. A whiny-capricious tone, almost childish stubbornness and all kinds of tantrums are understood as stupid behavior of an infantile personality, which is very annoying for men.
Step 7
Jealousy
Quite an unreasonable situation, especially when it arises for no reason and it is impossible to insure against it. It just suddenly seemed to the girl that something was wrong - and everything, it started. Undoubtedly, jealousy can also be called a tonic procedure, but as long as it only tickles the nerves, and the violent quarrel provoked by it ultimately leads to a passionate truce in bed. In large quantities, jealousy will irritate and lead a man to irritation.
Step 8
Talkativeness
Excessive talkativeness of women is absolutely ineradicable, because all topics are "super important" for them, and until she discusses each one, she will not be able to sleep peacefully at night. And the man will definitely fall asleep, moreover, during a conversation - this is at best, and at worst - the partner will accumulate irritation from the endless female washing of bones.
Step 9
"Shopping mania"
The eternal love of the fair sex for shopping and sales puts all guys in a stupor. Not sharing the female passion for shopping, they wearily tread alongside their inspired partners and, in irritation, are ready to smash shop windows with various trinkets.
Step 10
Sex blackmail
You forgot to buy bread in the store - in the evening you heard: "There will be no sex today." Such coldness is real sex blackmail. Women love to "take revenge" on their boyfriends for any wrongdoing, thereby suspending access to their bodies. Sex blackmail rocks the relationship, and the response to it is discontent and real irritation of the man.
