Probably everyone has an annoying friend. Communication with him is depressing, you waste your precious time and feel squeezed like a lemon after talking with such a person. How can you save your precious nerves and time?
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Instructions
Step 1
This is not the first day you know this person and understand that you will not succeed in a pleasant dialogue. Therefore, seeing him from afar, feel free to dive into the passage, cross to another street or hide in the store.
Step 2
Interrupt the conversation by referring to an urgent matter. The annoying person lacks a sense of tact, so a sluggish "sorry, I have to go" will not make the proper impression on him. Say something unexpected. For example, say that in 10 minutes a helicopter will fly after you, and you need to be on the roof of your house, or you are decorating your toilet right now, and your hands are covered with paint. The annoying person will simply be confused and will not find anything to argue with you, and you can escape, taking advantage of his confusion.
Step 3
Interrupt him constantly. When he tells you another story of his life, say something like “I'm not interested in this, let's better discuss my favorite film”, “I'm tired of hearing about this, but how is our mutual friend Marina doing?”.
Step 4
Cling to the words in his story, ask clarifying questions. The more ridiculous the question, the better, the main thing is their number. Imagine yourself as the blonde from the jokes to better get used to the role. Attacked by your questions, the annoying person will try to end the conversation as soon as possible.
Step 5
Interrupt your interlocutor in the middle of the phrase and say that you urgently need to call. The telephone conversation should be as long and stupid as possible.
Step 6
If you are an incredibly tactful person and do not want to offend anyone with your refusal, sit back and think about something pleasant. Occasionally insert the words "yes", "uh-huh" and shake your head in sorrow. You can do it inappropriately, it will work out even better. The annoying interlocutor will suspect this is a trick and, after finishing your conversation, will go to look for a new victim.
