People sometimes go into conflict … due to some incident, contradictory relationships, mocking, irrepressible nature … they begin to be rude, run over, sarcastically … And in any normal team they always make fun of each other. You can't do without cheerful healthy laughter caused by someone's unusual appearance, behavior, deed … - neither at school, nor at work, nor at home.
In certain situations and for certain relationships, there is no point in aggravating the relationship, but defusing the situation with a cheerful friendly laugh is the sweetest thing to do. Given that both you "remain on horseback", and the attacker is somewhere there, below.
So, how not to succumb to a provocation, to fail a verbal blow to your side and defuse the situation with a universal, friendly laugh?
Technique "Boomerang" in verbal skirmishes … - You annoy me - And how you annoy me … - And you are cool - And how cool you are … - You, I see, don't put your finger in your mouth - You, I see, don't put your finger in your mouth either … - "How are you behaving? I can't get upset! - You can't get upset - split up!" (like: "I split in two at first, and then I get upset about how I split …" Quartet "I")
Technique "I am much worse" - You are sloven - No, I am much worse, moreover, I also have problems with … - I see you are mired in problems - Why are you …, everything is much worse … - You are unreliable partners! - And my acquaintances are even worse.
“This is …” - Do you remember how you played the fool? - This is …, that's when I … (hereinafter your funny story) - Why did you do this? - Is that, I remember how Pasha somehow did … (hereinafter a funny story about "Pasha").
"So what, but …" - "You are a fool - So what, but it will be nice to shade your mind" - "You constantly make the same mistakes - So what, but I do not have to strain and invent new ones" - It's stupid - But how florid …
In ancient Greece, Diogenes of Sinop became famous for his ability to respond with blow to blow. Many old writings have written about his antics. Before becoming an eccentric and philosopher, Diogenes minted coins. But he was soon caught cutting off the money. Later, his enemies more than once recalled this “sin of youth” to him. “So what,” Diogenes answered them, “as a child, I not only cut off coins, but also wetted the bed!”. Ill-wishers somehow reproached Diogenes that he visits hot and indecent places. “So what,” Diogenes objected. - And sometimes the sun looks into the cesspool. But it doesn't get dirtier because of this”(from the book by Igor Vagin“How to put the interlocutor in his place. Methods of verbal attack”).
The ability to easily, and most importantly, funny, talk about your shortcomings, disarms your enemies - why cling to you further if you don't cling (and in general there is nothing to cling to).
Let's continue … Anticipating a verbal hitting … Verbal attacks can not only be reduced to absurdity, but also anticipate, bypass, pronouncing in advance what they want to say in response, object.
- So you entered and now you will start … "Take it away, do it …" - Yes, yes, I know what you think about it: "what a pig has sat down here …", moreover, I know what you will tell me further …
Technique "Would you like to …" - "Why did you quiet down? - Would you like me to be mad?" - "And you are a dodger … - Well, so what, and you would like me to be a dodger?" - "You curmudgeon! - Would you like me to be forced to beg?" - "I think you drink too much! - Would it be better if I ate a lot?" - "Why do you walk like a bitten one? - Would you like me to walk like a bitten one?"
Technique “Better this way than that…” - “Your fly is unbuttoned! - Better an unbuttoned fly than an unbuttoned wallet” - You have not a hairstyle on your head, but a trash heap! - Better a trash heap on the head than in the head! And also: - I don't believe it! - And I also can't believe - About you Alexander said that you are a complete idiot … - Come on …, did you hit him hard on the head? - You only think about yourself! - Yes, who else should I think about? - You're a moron - Yes, no, I'm not a moron, it's just that the mood is kind of playful today. Why are you so serious? - Girl, I saw you somewhere - It is possible that I often go there … - "You talk too much on the phone! - It's good that I have someone to chat with …" - "It seems that during the operation you forgot your brains back invest! - Yes, and since then I have the ideal weight."
Technique "Turn on the fool" - You are a fool - I am undergoing treatment … - How did you get fat - Did you notice too? That is why the bridge swayed under me today … - You are an upstart! - Yes, and I am proud of it … - Why are you so insecure? - Next to a beautiful woman, I always get lost, blush, shy … - You are a drunkard, an ugly - Yes, it happens a little, Yes, you are a parasite - Yes, there is little … - Yes, not a little, but a lot - Yes, anything can happen … (Well, how to talk to such a ? - sooner or later everyone starts to smile …) - Why are you so dull? - Sorry, I'm stupid today, I don't understand well, it seems to me that what you said is just a set of words.
- You don't turn the fool on - Yes, I didn’t turn it off … - And you’re funny - Yes, I know, we already said …
Further, all according to the situation …: you can continue to joke, or you can start talking seriously - throwing questions, driving around the person, making tough suggestions.
Examples from the book of Litvak M. E. "Psychological Aikido": - You are a fool - How quickly you realized that I am a fool. For so many years I managed to hide it from everyone. With your discernment, a great future awaits you! I'm just surprised that your bosses haven't appreciated you yet!
The scene that took place on the bus: - How long will you be poking around ?! - Long - But after all, so my coat can fit on my head! - Maybe - Nothing funny! - Indeed, there is nothing funny (there was a friendly laugh). The text also used examples from Igor Vagin's books "Hare, become a tiger", "How to put the interlocutor in place. Methods of verbal attack".
