You were sure that this could not happen to you, and the passionate, affectionate kitty that you have chosen for yourself will forever remain a beautiful addition to yourself. But you have celebrated a decade of marriage, and the reality seems to be somewhat different than you imagined. Get to know the most common types of wives.
Endless hysterical
Everything in the world is a problem that needs to be resolved in the form of a quarrel. Sometimes it seems to you that she underwent surgery on her vocal cords because, basically, she does not speak normally, but constantly screams. She is jealous, expansive, domineering and claims every minute of your time. Constant arguments are a necessity for her, she is never satisfied with anything.
Yoke
Appearance is the alpha and omega of her life (as opposed to your warm dinner). Unfortunately, she refuses to admit the fact that she is no longer eighteen and always wears crazy short miniskirts, belly button shirts and green nails. She thinks that every man flirts with her and, if moral doubts did not prevent him, he would invariably want her.
Full-time mom
From the time she got pregnant, your conversational topics began to boil down to her nausea and her new sliders pattern, and everything else was discounted. Unfortunately, after the birth of the child, it turned out that the situation did not improve, but rather, on the contrary, you feel that during childbirth she lost a piece of her brain. She is able to endlessly talk about what your descendants did during the day, what other mothers talked about in the playground, what and how much your children ate, etc.